- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??