- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will create more jobs for americans

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

guess what>? your mum lol

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

^ That's not even funny ^

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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