- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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