I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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