- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

My spelling is horrible

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

i like turtles

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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