A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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no

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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