What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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