What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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