- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Abortion.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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