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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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