An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Sex

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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