- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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