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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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