To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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