A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Guest what? Dog

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Mitt Romney

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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