- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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