- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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