- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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