- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

whats hairy and crys your mom

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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