What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

My spelling is horrible

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Anti Joke

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