How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

your mama's so fat... that's it

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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