- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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im telling maguire

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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