- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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