- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

In soviet Russia...things are different

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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