- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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