- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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