Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

My Butthole.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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