What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Justin Bieber

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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