- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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