what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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