Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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SHUT UP JP

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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I C U P White stuff

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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