- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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