- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What does? 42

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What do we call Osama? Osama

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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