- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Refridgerator.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Potassium? K.

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