- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

There's my tractor.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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