- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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