- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

James Patrick Campbell

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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