- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

okay so theres this guy.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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