What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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