- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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