- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

No your aunties a joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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