Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Stealth baseballs record

Knock knock. Its open.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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