- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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