A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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