- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Allah walked into AK Bar

I have a really funny joke.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A hill billy went fishing

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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