- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the fish say after he

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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