Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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people magazine

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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