what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Phew... it's gone.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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