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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I have a really funny joke.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A hill billy went fishing

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