- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Haha, I get it..

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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