What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Im taking a shit right now.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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