What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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