- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

You are joking right?

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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