- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

My parents died!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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