- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Yo mama so fat.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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