What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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