Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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