Your big dick.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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