- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Women's Rights

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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