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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Robin, get in the car, please.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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