- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A penis walks into a bar..

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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