Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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