Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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i dont fisish anythi

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Anti Joke

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