Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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The government

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Anti Joke

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