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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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