- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A cat playing laser tag.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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