Dead girls can't say no.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Jimmy Saville

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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