- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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