How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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this website is a bad joke

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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