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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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