What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Women can vote? WTF

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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