Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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