- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

guess what? bannanas

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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