your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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