There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Tilt your screen back .

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Anti Joke

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