A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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