- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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