- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my name? I dont know

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A dancer walks into a barre

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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