whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Chicken

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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