- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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