- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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