- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

call me maybe.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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