What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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feminine literature

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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