Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

race-car = rac-ecar

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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