- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Yellow People !!

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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