- Anti Joke

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.