- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yellow People !!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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