- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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God is real.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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