what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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William wright is Gay

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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