- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

your father died

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

minorities.....

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

bangers and mash?

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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