why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

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