At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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stinky boner

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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