- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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