- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Potassium? K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock Knock.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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