- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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