- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Go away still nothing to see

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Ross.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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