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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A blind man walks into a library.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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