Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Dumb

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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