What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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