Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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