I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Cripples are lame.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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