A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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