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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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