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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Feminism

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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