What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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