- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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