What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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