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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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