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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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