- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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