- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Where's my baby??

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

poopy is poopy

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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