- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Refridgerator.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

All of these jokes are about white people

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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