Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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