- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A drunk guy walks into a car

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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