- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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