What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

I will create more jobs for americans

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