Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Hello.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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