- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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