A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hello

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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