why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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