What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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