what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Kevin and Ramin

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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