- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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