- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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