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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.