- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Your big dick.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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