Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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