- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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