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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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