- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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