A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Golf.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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