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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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