"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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