An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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