- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

ever tried african food? they neither

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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