- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__