- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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