John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Massie is a fatass

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

what's funny about war? nothing!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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