- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Weaner

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Hello.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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