what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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