Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -17

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -17

SEX

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -39

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops