How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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