- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I like the color potato.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

You dropped something.... Yo lip

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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