What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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