Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

This statement is false.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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