- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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