What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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hi michael

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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